I am blessed and lucky to work for the New York Public Library (being sarcastic). I would like to point out some of the idiot things I see and deal with:
- This is not Blockbuster or Netflix. Stop getting mad because we don't have the latest movies on the shelf.
- No you can not use your cell phone and talk as loud as you want. I don't want to hear about your doctor visit or your fight with Pookie. Take it outside
- When you use the computers they do not belong to you. Stop thinking you can do whatever you want on them. Stop looking at porn. Please!!!!!!
- The library is nothing new. Fines have been around for a long time. Did not just start up last week. So stop acting surprised when you hear there is a fine for the 20 DVD's you took out and kept 2 weeks past the due date.
- Staff is not safe from me either. Do your job and do your job right. You make it harder for those who try to do their jobs.
- PARENTS: The library is not a day care center. Stop thinking we keep track of your children. No your child can not use the phone so you can ask them a question. No we can not tell them to go home. No I do not know what Shaquita looks like so I can give her a message.
- Here is how the library works: you check it out, you bring it back, someone else checks it. If you check it out and don't bring it back, no one else can check it.
- No we will not let you into the building early just because it's raining, cold, or snowing
- The library does not have a cafeteria. So can you please take ice cream, pizza, hot dog, chips, and etc. outside
- The library does have books. It is not just for computers.
This is a PSA from Mr. Irrelevant. These are my opinions and I have a right to them......
1 comment:
OMG, you read my friggin mind!
Here's another one...
'With all the time your broke ass is up in here (sometimes from opening to closing), I am not trying to hear you whine about your inability to get a specific PC or a particular time slot.
You could use that time to get a real job, save up some $$$, buy a PC and look at online porn AT HOME!"
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