Thursday, June 4, 2009

Oh My God....

It's venting time, venting time across the USA!!!!!!!





I am blessed and lucky to work for the New York Public Library (being sarcastic). I would like to point out some of the idiot things I see and deal with:




  1. This is not Blockbuster or Netflix. Stop getting mad because we don't have the latest movies on the shelf.

  2. No you can not use your cell phone and talk as loud as you want. I don't want to hear about your doctor visit or your fight with Pookie. Take it outside

  3. When you use the computers they do not belong to you. Stop thinking you can do whatever you want on them. Stop looking at porn. Please!!!!!!

  4. The library is nothing new. Fines have been around for a long time. Did not just start up last week. So stop acting surprised when you hear there is a fine for the 20 DVD's you took out and kept 2 weeks past the due date.

  5. Staff is not safe from me either. Do your job and do your job right. You make it harder for those who try to do their jobs.

  6. PARENTS: The library is not a day care center. Stop thinking we keep track of your children. No your child can not use the phone so you can ask them a question. No we can not tell them to go home. No I do not know what Shaquita looks like so I can give her a message.

  7. Here is how the library works: you check it out, you bring it back, someone else checks it. If you check it out and don't bring it back, no one else can check it.

  8. No we will not let you into the building early just because it's raining, cold, or snowing

  9. The library does not have a cafeteria. So can you please take ice cream, pizza, hot dog, chips, and etc. outside

  10. The library does have books. It is not just for computers.


This is a PSA from Mr. Irrelevant. These are my opinions and I have a right to them......


Thumbs up baby!!!!!

1 comment:

Enygma312 said...

OMG, you read my friggin mind!

Here's another one...

'With all the time your broke ass is up in here (sometimes from opening to closing), I am not trying to hear you whine about your inability to get a specific PC or a particular time slot.

You could use that time to get a real job, save up some $$$, buy a PC and look at online porn AT HOME!"